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My ex used to go to pieces parking my car if I was in it. He just seemed to lose all ability to park, but it was always 'cos 'I made him nervous by being there'.

Thing is, when I wasn't in it, he clearly used the rather high kerb in our street at the time as a guide as my alloys were ruined! So he should've just admitted he couldn't park full stop :rolleyes:

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15 minutes ago, Sazzy said:

My ex used to go to pieces parking my car if I was in it. He just seemed to lose all ability to park, but it was always 'cos 'I made him nervous by being there'.

Thing is, when I wasn't in it, he clearly used the rather high kerb in our street at the time as a guide as my alloys were ruined! So he should've just admitted he couldn't park full stop :rolleyes:

All right so there’s always two sides to every story I guess 🤐

Did you sit there tutting as he was parking, in an intimidating fashion? 😏

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Ah this thread has made me laugh throughout. Particularly enjoy the genius of the foam products on the back of the boxster. To be fair I think you might need to treat her to a new car as I’m not sure I would care much about what that Micra hits either. 😛

My own story relates to the early days of my now wife and I. She was picking me up from the station, I got in the car and she just selected reverse built up a bit of speed and slammed into the front of an old pick up. The driver who was a stereotypical farmer type seemed fairly unfazed and after asking if she had broken his number plate (no but plenty of other scratches added) he told her in a relatively good natured way to just f@ck off and get on her way. Not sure a male driver would have received the same let off! Of course again it was my fault as my presence had made her “nervous”....

 

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Nope, I was perfectly nice. I won't let him drive any of my cars now though, he wanted a 'go' in the Boxster. Erm I think not!!!

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4 hours ago, Blackbatchew said:

 To be fair I think you might need to treat her to a new car as I’m not sure I would care much about what that Micra hits either. 😛

 

 

1, It's a Jimny

2 I asked her if she wanted a new car and she said no, so I bought the Boxster instead, hahaha, so I suppose it's self inflicted...one careful lady owner my ar*e!!!!!!!!:P

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19 hours ago, headless said:

1, It's a Jimny

2 I asked her if she wanted a new car and she said no, so I bought the Boxster instead, hahaha, so I suppose it's self inflicted...one careful lady owner my ar*e!!!!!!!!:P

You got me there - still looks like a micra to me but on closer inspection on stilts. 

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20 hours ago, headless said:

 

2 I asked her if she wanted a new car and she said no

Something wrong with her!! :o:wacko:

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14 hours ago, Sazzy said:

Something wrong with her!! :o:wacko:

where do I start??? haha:P

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