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Doesn’t cover the “no need to slam the door or the boot/bonnet like you very existence depends on killing anything within the effect wave of the sonic impact”

After several cars and a coven on wife and daughters i now always open and close car doors for them. 
 

no gallentry. Just trying to avoid a repeat of the 500 quid fix to the Audi door mech caused by a pickup from a nightclub after a boyfriend dumping incident. 
 

That level of force on a door hasn’t been necessary since 1980 when you had a fifteen year old escort that had been rolled 

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On 7/9/2021 at 8:22 PM, Paul P said:

Doesn’t cover the “no need to slam the door or the boot/bonnet like you very existence depends on killing anything within the effect wave of the sonic impact”

After several cars and a coven on wife and daughters i now always open and close car doors for them. 
 

no gallentry. Just trying to avoid a repeat of the 500 quid fix to the Audi door mech caused by a pickup from a nightclub after a boyfriend dumping incident. 
 

That level of force on a door hasn’t been necessary since 1980 when you had a fifteen year old escort that had been rolled 

You could explain that to my mother in law in words she can both undersand and retain that would be a big help.

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26 minutes ago, JonSta said:

You could explain that to my mother in law in words she can both undersand and retain that would be a big help.

Have you tried. “Slam = walk”

Mrs mate who doesn’t (and shouldn’t ) drive once pretended to open the passenger door of my Audi into the side of my 911 - several times whilst grinning and saying “men are so precious”.  I replied with 1) do that once more and you walk home and 2) next time I am at your house I will practice juggling with your ornaments. 
 

20 years later.  She gets a cab from my house is the wife is too p*ssed to drive her home and I am not allowed in her house.  
 

happy days.  

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On 7/9/2021 at 11:22 AM, daz05 said:

I normally share my own vids but I'm sure we can all relate in some way to this.

 

 

I openly admit to covering the procedure for entering the car to my wife !

If my wife looked like that I would probably be more forgiving :inocent:

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