Gramps Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 I'd just finished cleaning the wifes car and actually polished it for the 1st time in 9yrs, and within a couple of hours it seemed that a flock of seagulls or the like had taken true exception to it. Lucky enough my 2 cars, including the Boxster of course, had their covers on. If ever there was a good reason for an outdoor cover this was it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rowbos Posted August 26, 2021 Report Share Posted August 26, 2021 Sometimes it seems the Seagulls around here take exception to our cars and I come out to find what looks like a deliberate cr*p attack all over the cars. Sometimes it looks like a flock of Ostriches were involved rather than Seagulls looking at the quantity of mess... 🤬 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clivescoobydo Posted August 26, 2021 Report Share Posted August 26, 2021 7 hours ago, Gramps said: CFA If ever there was a good reason for an big gun this was it. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entdgc Posted August 26, 2021 Report Share Posted August 26, 2021 12 hours ago, rowbos said: Sometimes it seems the Seagulls around here take exception to our cars and I come out to find what looks like a deliberate cr*p attack all over the cars. I have a similar problem with our lawn. Within 10mins of mowing with nice stripes and everything the dog will put a big full stop right in the middle! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Araf Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 On 8/26/2021 at 7:19 AM, rowbos said: Sometimes it seems the Seagulls around here take exception to our cars and I come out to find what looks like a deliberate cr*p attack all over the cars. Sometimes it looks like a flock of Ostriches were involved rather than Seagulls looking at the quantity of mess... 🤬 You're lucky if it's seagulls. Don't you have Great Bustards flying around down your way? Being the heaviest of flying birds I would think that just one of them having a bowel movement would completely change the colour of a car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rowbos Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 9 minutes ago, Araf said: You're lucky if it's seagulls. Don't you have Great Bustards flying around down your way? Being the heaviest of flying birds I would think that just one of them having a bowel movement would completely change the colour of a car. Jesus. I've just looked up those bad boys. 21kg for one specimen and up to nearly 9 feet wingspan! That's a lot of poo potential in the skies above 🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EXY Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 20 minutes ago, Araf said: You're lucky if it's seagulls. Don't you have Great Bustards flying around down your way? Being the heaviest of flying birds I would think that just one of them having a bowel movement would completely change the colour of a car. Quite a few Big Bustards round this neck of the woods, seen one in high heels only the other day. Can't imagine what the dump from that would look like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Paul P Posted August 30, 2021 Report Share Posted August 30, 2021 fetchez la vache 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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