cambsnw8 Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 Sorry but made me laugh! Why would you trust a car sales place when the first thing they list about a car is that its got 2 speed wipers! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-05-PORSCHE-BOXSTER-3-2-24V-S-2D-280-BHP/133041332991?hash=item1ef9e1a2ff:g:aPwAAOSwq7VczM4- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rowbos Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 At least it goes on to describe the coat hook. Redemption? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red rocket Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 In fairness their alphabetical system evidently puts numbers before letters. They've listed every possible minor feature though.... presumably trying to big it up to justify the price. 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John K Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 "Passive occupant restraint system" Aren't those Seat belts..? Those long comma seperated lists make my eyes hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambsnw8 Posted May 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 1 hour ago, John K said: "Passive occupant restraint system" Aren't those Seat belts..? Those long comma seperated lists make my eyes hurt. To be fair that’s autotraders fault. I’ve complained at them before that their description format is terrible. They don’t let you have paragraphs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thanatoid Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 Least didn't mention rear electric windows - have seen that before on a Boxster advert... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzzfox Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 Wish I had the 'electric engine lid release', that must save an awful lot of faffing about and I might actually get to see my engine!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenman Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 This isn’t their fault though is it, all that description is auto generated via the reg I believe, I think they have only written the bit before the PLEASE VISIT OUR WEBSITE... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul P Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 4 hours ago, thanatoid said: Least didn't mention rear electric windows - have seen that before on a Boxster advert... Along with the electric sunroof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattman42 Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 13 hours ago, Paul P said: Along with the electric sunroof. Technically correct? It’s an electric roof that lets the sun in 😂😂 gone are the days of the after market pop up sunroofs, used to love those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rowbos Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Mattman42 said: Technically correct? It’s an electric roof that lets the sun in 😂😂 gone are the days of the after market pop up sunroofs, used to love those When they opened your roof with a big tin opener? And they always leaked afterwards? Nostalgic days 😏 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul P Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 12 minutes ago, rowbos said: When they opened your roof with a big tin opener? And they always leaked afterwards? Nostalgic days 😏 Back in the day a mate of mine worked for a company that fitted those sunroofs Training was a 3 day course and to pass it you had to fit one in your own car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thanatoid Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 4 hours ago, Paul P said: and to pass it you had to fit one in your own car That'll be the confidence angle :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scubaregs Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 Love motorbike adverts that state "XXXX dry miles, never seen rain." Either they are top notch meteorologists, or park up under a bridge if a cloud appears.🙄 Utterly ridiculous statement as impossible to prove. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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